I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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