I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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