I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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