well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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