I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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