1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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