do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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