Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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