Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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