She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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