Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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