This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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