i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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