this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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