How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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