thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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