Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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