He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
that is very illegal...i love you.
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