the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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