No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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