Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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