it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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