That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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