My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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