I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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