Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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