I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
