fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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