she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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