do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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