She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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