Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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