Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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