Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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