return my video game
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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