She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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