Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Randomize
