I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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