i just identified you from a description of your pipe
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Less talking, more tequila
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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