fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize