What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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