Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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