Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
We need to rekindle our bromance
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
His nipple licking is glorious
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