But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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