She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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