This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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