Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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