: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
