is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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