Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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