My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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