normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
