Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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