Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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