So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
