He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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