seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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