You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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